Svartediket - a Black Metal Musical???

As Black Metal becomes a part of mainstream culture in Norway, all kinds of vultures pop up and try to capitalize on the trend. They see an exciting, dynamic sub-culture and think of new ways to "make a buck" off of it. "How can we re-package this stuff and sell some shit to the kids?", they wonder and ponder.

The latest manifestation of this phenomenon is called "Svartediket". Svartediket claims to be the worlds first Black Metal musical. Musical!?! Yes dude, you got it right. Some theatre faggots are trying to turn True Norwegian Black Metal into a frigging MUSICAL!!! Can you believe that shit? What in the almighty fuck is the world coming to? Has the whole world gone INSANE? Apparently so.

As we all know, any person who goes to musicals is a faggot. Anyone who has ever seen, or even thought about seeing a musical, is in fact a genuine, full-fledged fudge-packing faggot. There can be NO DOUBT about this obvious truth. People who go to musicals and people who like musicals ought to be dragged out into the street and shot dead. No discussions. No trials or any other bullshit like that. Just hurry up and kill them all - big and small.

True Norwegian Black Metal has NOTHING to do with any frigging MUSICAL folks! Absolutely NOTHING!!!

Svartediket is now playing at The National Scene in Bergen. To try to give this sham some "street cred" the producers put ex-Gorgoroth growler Gahl in a minor role. This was of course a kind of clever marketing scheme to stir up "controversy" and get some free publicity. It worked. Some idiot priest started bitching and moaning about the whole spectacle. The Christians are such suckers and are easily provoked.

Anyway, every cloud has a silver lining, as the saying goes. The critics pretty much all agree that Svartediket sucks MAJOR ass. People who have seen it also wonder why the fuck they call it a Black Metal musical - since there is practically no Black Metal music in the show (rather regular heavy rock style music).

Here is a link to one review:

http://www.bt.no/bergenpuls/scene/Mer-bleik-enn-black-1091312.html

And here guys, check out this picture from the show and try to tell me I'm wrong. Just try! What in the fuck is this clown up to?